Nope, there’s no golf here.
Yesterday at work was incredibly boring. So what do I do? I get a Nerf football and toss it around. Yes, it’s a stupid idea but I don’t give a fuck. There’s a very fat and rather slow guy I work with. He’s nice but I’m just pointing out the obvious facts. His coordination sucks too. So I toss the football at him and watching him try to catch is hilarious. I know his throwing is atrocious as well. He’s walking down the aisle and I holler his name and he turns around and cocks his arm to throw it (in a weird way too.) I had just noticed a woman out of my peripheral right behind me so my eyes widen and I’m about to tell him no but it’s too late. He launches the thing to where even Shaq couldn’t reach it. FUUUUCK. I leap as high as I could and stretch my arm way out and it’s still over me. I’m not super tall nor have a high vertical but still. As I come down I look over my shoulder to watch. The woman is oblivious as the ball comes down and smacks her square on the forehead with a light “whoomph.” It is so fucking hilarious that I wanted to burst out laughing. Since it was partially my fault, I couldn’t and apologized for the guy that threw it and made myself look good. Well, I wasn’t the one that threw it. Anyways, I walked off so I could laugh hard about it. She just said “it’s alright, I work with little kids every day.” That was just as funny because she doesn’t know how true that is for him.
Today I had a young woman who worked at Hooters. She brought in modeling pictures of herself almost naked, tastefully done. They were definite professionals. She didn’t mind me looking at them though I only needed to see the top one to know. I explained the copyright situation to her and we discussed it for quite a while. She got angry but wasn’t really blaming me. I ended up getting 4 managers over there and the head one said the decision defaults to me and I told her exactly what I had been saying. She wasn’t too pleased. Oh well. I was heated at one point and wanted to tell her off but I know anger gets you nowhere and to kill them with kindness is so much better. It’s verrrry hard to take the high road. At one point I offered to hold the pictures until she obtained a copyright release to which she says “and leave half naked pictures of me here for others to see? Uh, no.” I wanted to just say “bitch, you showed me already, you did it in public, you offered to show others, you said you had no problem with your body or showing it off… so this fake modesty bit is just bullshit because you can’t get a release.” Of course I bit my tongue but that royally pissed me off.
My only relief for today was to go to a friend’s place to eat and watch college football. Most of the games haven’t been all too interesting today but it is football. Crimson Tide went up on the Hokies by a TD. SEC FTW! I taste tested the Nathan’s side by side with the Angus Ballpark and my conclusion was the Nathan’s is indeed a little bit plumper, juicier, and tastier. I’m going with it from now on.
On a great note, Ms. Sexy X did email me yesterday afternoon with something I was waiting on. That excited me a bunch. It’s helped me feel good today and hopefully will carry me through for a while. I still haven’t talked with her and I sure do miss her. Oy.
